$2,551
Finding a state of Zen is not so easy with the whole daily grind of kids, job and household duties — but the search for inner tranquility can begin by slipping into the soothing hot water that serenely awaits inside a Sorrento Japanese Tub. The added depth in the tub is crafted so a soaker is bathed in H20 from head to toe — and as the tub only has room for one, the bliss can’t be broken by someone (read: hubby) wanting to snag some quality time with the Rubber Ducky.
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$322,000
An island paradise is a perfect spot to get away from it all — except for those other damn tourists with the same idea! Avoid the pack by sequestering in a tropical Eden that houses just a few select friends. Necker Island (near the British Virgin Islands) is owned by media mogul Richard Branson — but Sir Rich rents out the whole island (including full staff, a custom constructed Balinese Villa and miles of empty sand) for a paltry 322k per week. Finally, a sandcastle that ‘s worthy of the title.
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$430
Why not make like a modern day Robin Hood by mixing the rugged appeal of the bow and arrow with a dash of 21st tech from the Barnett Quad 400 AVI Crossbow that ensures the arrow flies straight and true. As a Barnett arrow can reach speeds of up to 345 feet per second and also sports an “Anti Vibration Isolation Limb” feature to keep things on course, it’s bound to make the receiver (and his men) quite merry.
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$38
Obviously, few will be fooled by the rocks that ya got featured on the Big Gems hoodie — but the whimsical design of the multi-hued stones with tiny smiley faces from Loyal Army Clothing will proudly declare the owner is above such crass posturing. And if not — the under $40 price tag should save the wearer enough bucks to eventually purchase a real-life flashy stone.
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$28
It’s a bit pretentious to carry around a framed copy of a poochie pedigree. Instead, dog lovers can hint at loftiness with an Old School Repp Collar. The canvas collar comes in a variety of Ivy League colors to show the world that Fido —and owner — are best in show. Plus, the clear side-release buckle gives the option to shed the fancy dog image at a moments notice to slum it with the other pound puppies.
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$21
Got a pal that loves to pig out (literally)? Offer up on a slab The Bacon Cookbook: More than 150 Recipes from Around the World for Everyone's Favorite Food. From plain ol’ Pork to fancy pants Pancetta, help grease the wheels for a fry cook that dreams of creating masterpiece meals from salty Apps to sweet Desserts. Author James Villas even provides a list of mail order sources for city folk that can’t find a decent package of Porky at the local supermarket.
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$130
Bring out a kid’s inner Tommy Lee. Scratch that. Bring out a kid’s inner Tommy Lee drum skills with this five-piece set. It includes a bass drum, mounted tom drum, mounted snare drum, crash/ride cymbal and seat -- all designed with a funky blue swirl. It also includes drumsticks, pedal and tuning key. Recommended additional purchase: ear plugs.
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$160
Both young and old Star Wars fans will geek over this detailed replica of the Millennium Falcon, the fastest ship in the galaxy! More than two-feet long, it features electronic lights, sounds, phrases, and moving parts for recreating your own adventures. There’s even a mini-fighter vehicle and medical bay, where you can treat your wounded action figures (Han Solo and Chewbacca included), if those adventures go haywire. May the force be with you.
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$146
Don’t worry, PETA members, it’s not a real elephant tooth. (Ever tried dentistry on a seven-ton mammal?) In fact, it’s not just animal-friendly, it’s environment-friendly! Designers (and husband-and-wife team) Ashley Lowengrub and Dara Gerson use 100% recycled metals and vintage chains and leather (can be substituted with rubber) to create their masterpieces, like this necklace, which features an elephant head attached to a tooth. OK, so it’s not anatomically correct, but it’ll sure look amazing around someone’s neck.
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$26
With babies always crawling around on their hands and knees, why not make their tushes even more cute to look at? This adorable onesie is 100 percent cotton and comes complete with three layers of organza ribbon ruffles adorning the bottom. It can be worn alone or over a dress, so when the wind blows her skirt up, she won’t be embarrassed by a plain drab onesie.
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$2,200
Kermit lied: It is easy being green. Or at least, it’s easy to look good in green. This bold tote by Chloé is evidence. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the green leather is studded with gold and silver hardware and has a taupe patent trim. And aside from it being gorgeous, it’s also practical: It features two top straps, a turn-lock fastening front pocket, a zipper front pocket, and feet at the base for when you just want to set it out and admire it.
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$2,286
Who needs a man when you can find sex appeal and charm in a purse? This bag has everything a single girl would want in a boyfriend—minus the disappointments. It’s big enough to use as an overnight bag, but sleek enough to use during the day. Plus, hanging charms and a tassel give it that extra character. Hello, eye candy!
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$10
Know someone who is planning a move to a popular hipster enclave like Williamsburg or … um … Williamsburg? Give them this book so they know what to expect. Or gift to real hipsters and watch them pretend to scoff and roll their eyes dramatically in an attempt to hide their embarrassment at being so thoroughly identified (and mocked) in mainstream literature. You know that as soon as you have gone they will run as fast as their beat up converses will carry them to burn their Paul’s Boutique LP.
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$120
We never thought of pacifiers as particularly glamorous objects. It’s just another thing that kids drool all over, right? Not so with this Princess Diana pacifier -- every inch of its pink surface is covered with Swarovski crystals and pearls. Give this to the girliest tot you know, but don’t be surprised if she starts asking for diamonds on her birthday as soon as she learns the word “bling.”
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