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Jammin' Johns Toilet Seats

Going to the bathroom is one of those tedious tasks all humans must do. Granted, some people enjoy it more than others (especially those of the male variety), but we found a way to make it fun for everyone. Introducing Jamm... Read More

$179

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Suitcase Stickers

Identifying your suitcase at baggage claim can be harder than finding your car at the mall during Christmastime. To the rescue are these hilarious stickers, which  make your bag ridiculously easy to spot. They'll also ... Read More

$25

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Horse Head Pillow

We're gonna make you an offer on a gift you can't refuse. Rather than dealing with the mess of severing a real horse head, here's a cuter, more comical option. Still get your point across without ruining $1000 silk sheets. ... Read More

$45

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Blue Barnhouse Letterpress

It's hard to find a card company that has something for every occasion--so thanks to Blue Barnhouse for managing it. Its humorous offerings include everything from birthdays ("you're old as shit") to surgery ("happy colonos... Read More

$5

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Bailey Doesn't Bark Ants On My Cushion

The words "gross" and "cute" don't often appear together, but thanks to Bailey Doesn't Bark, they do here. The pattern on this soft cotton cushion gives the appearance that it's crawling with ants (ew!), but once you realiz... Read More

$140

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Fortune Bandages

Forget those old flesh-colored Band-Aids. Give friends something interesting to read while their boo-boos heal by gifting these fortune bandages. And by "fortune" we mean "smart-ass observations that the recipient may not w... Read More

$7

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Dumb Blonde's Tape Measure

We'll let you in on a secret: This tape was developed by some of the world's top industrial designers specifically for Paris Hilton, who recently decided to renovate one of her 23 walk-in closets and insisted on taking the ... Read More

$5

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LightHeaded Lamps

When most people finish with a liquor bottle, they chuck it in the recycling with the other empties and hope nobody accuses them of having Ireland over to party. But empty bottles can be used for a good cause, as proved by ... Read More

$30

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Chocolate Weapons

Sure, guys like sweets, but that doesn't mean you're going to present your boyfriend or dad with candy hearts or a chocolate rose, right? Instead, gift this chocolate, which comes in the shape of a gun, a grenade, or bullet... Read More

$13

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BookBook

What's old is new again (and better than ever) with BookBook. This may look like a very serious and scholarly volume of literature from days of yore, but it's actually a MacBook case. And don't be fooled by its vintage appe... Read More

$80

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Retro Headset for iPhone

Remember when phones where so big they had keys you didn't need a microscope to see? Had to be plugged into a wall? Could cause bodily harm if you needed them to? Well, you can help a nostalgic friend get back to the good o... Read More

$35

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Fu Magnum Moustache Mug

Ironic mustaches sure are entertaining to look at, but that doesn't mean you want your boyfriend to grow one. Which is why you should buy him the Fu Magnum Moustache Mug. Every time he drinks out of it he will be temporaril... Read More

$30

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Absinthe Floss

For those who love to party the night away and, accordingly, hate getting up in the morning, gift Absinthe floss. Though users won't experience any of the effects of Absinthe, they will get to enjoy its traditional anise fl... Read More

$6

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Jackass: The Lost Tapes

Know someone who just cannot get enough of Johnny Knoxville and his band of deviants? Gift this DVD, which contains previously unaired golden moments and crazy stunts with names like Unicycle Poo Barf and Fast Food Football... Read More

$13

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School Life Trophy

For all your friends who never won any awards at school, gift School Life Trophies. They come with six interchangeable, magnetic plaques, like “Worst Attendance,” “Biggest Gossip,” and “#1 Wann... Read More

$21

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Bacon Soap

Not just for butchers, this marbled bacon soap leaves you clean and smelling like a greasy-spoon diner. The soap, which captures the aroma of bacon frying in a pan, comes in a vintage-looking tin labeled "Bacon Soap." You k... Read More

$9

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Glass Tank

Refilling your glass at a party is a pain—you have to take a break from conversations, give up your spot on the sofa, and, worst of all, you won’t be able to continue drinking until you have fulfilled your missi... Read More

$339

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Little Fisherman Fishbowl

Is it cruel to make fish stare death in the face every day? Probably, but it sure does make a funny fishbowl. This typical glass bowl is ornamented with a guy who looks like he is fishing for his dinner. Read More

$22

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Bungee Bird Feeder

Birds are adrenaline junkies. Think about it—they spend most of their time in the air, have no fear of heights, and swoop and dive with ease. So they might as well dine with someone like-minded, i.e. this bungee bird ... Read More

$14

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Subversive Cross Stitch by Julie Jackson

Cross stitch patterns generally feature things like teddy bears, hearts, and outmoded aphorisms. But Julie Jackson gives kitsch a kick up the #@% (as she might say) with this book. Its patterns contain phrases like “T... Read More

$11

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Beer Soap

Thanks to this soap, guys can actually bathe in beer. It's made out of simple, natural ingredients, with the unique addition of different kinds of brew—like Red Stripe, Sam Adams, and Newcastle. But don’t worry.... Read More

$5

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To-Do Tattoos

You can drown disorganized friends in gifts of calendars and day-planners, but the truth is, they’ll probably just keep on scrawling reminders on their hands. So why don’t you just accept your fri... Read More

$6

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Patron Saints Action Figures

Have friends with a tendency to overdo it at happy hour? No longer do they have to worship the Porcelain God—gift them St. Vivian, Patron Saint of Hangovers.  She’ll take care of ‘em. And there are a ... Read More

$7

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Poof Deodorizer

A product whose tagline reads “Changing the way you do your business, one drop at a time” is way too good to pass up. This liquid deodorizer is meant to be a sort of preemptive strike, placing a few drops into t... Read More

$15

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Wildlife of London Tea Towel

Thanks to this tea towel, recipients can clean up with the help of some of London’s dirtiest inhabitants—the “wildlife.” According to this, in addition to cockroaches and feral pigeons (just like New... Read More

$30

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Last Exit to Nowhere Shirts

These shirts promote the most famous companies and locations never to exist in real life—like Genco Olive Oil from The Godfather, Lacuna Industries from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Amity Island from Jaw... Read More

$35

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Pop-Up Book of Phobias

Want to help friends get over their deepest fears? Gift this hilarious book, which has pop-up illustrations of common phobias like acrophobia (fear of heights), dentophobia (fear of dentists), and arachnophobia (c’mon... Read More

$20

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Smart Mass

What if Silly Putty grew up and decided to pursue a Ph.D. in Astrophysics at M.I.T.? The result would be Smart Mass—the thinking man’s Silly Putty. It can stretch, bounce, drip ominously from ceilings, lift comi... Read More

$10

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Tabasco Personalized Gallon Jug

There’s an easy way to spice up a gift: Give hot sauce. Lots of it. Tabasco super-sized their mini bottles with huge gallon jugs. Choose one of five tastebud-kicking flavors (original, chipotle, garlic, green or haban... Read More

$45

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Plushkill Forest Moostake

We love this company as much for its dark sense of humor as its pathetically adorable wall hangings. The moose you see here is rumored to have been conceived by accident; most likely the product of an alcoholic business moo... Read More

$80

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